Dear Twilight Author

Dear Stephanie Meyer,

My husband is nothing like Edward. Please remind me exactly why this is a bad thing.

Love,

L (age 24)

P.S. Return postage included.

Dear George Lucas

Dear Mr. Lucas,

Your holiday special made my wife cry. If possible, please return those 2 hours of our lives.

Regards, C (age 26)

Dear Alice Cooper

Dear Alice Cooper,

Your awesomeness confuses us. Please stop being quite so awesome.

Sincerely,
Lauren and Caleb
(ages 24 and 26 respectively)